This song is called trips. That is what it is aBOUT.

I bought a car! It is 5 years younger than my last one and about 50 times less likely to randomly explode while driving! It does not have a wheel that is about to fall off, brakes that need to be replaced, a gas leak, a severe drinking habit (oil), rusted-thru floorboards, and a hood that randomly unlatches once in awhile. In short, IT IS NOT A SEVERE DANGER TO SOCIETY AND MY PROLONGED WELL-BEING. It is a 2000 black Neon, and its name is LaKeishonda Sarutobi. Yep. She is a black ninja. /veryvery leeet

She cost me $3885. 0_0 I did have it sitting around in my savings account, and I do still have some more left, but still. But it is okay, because someday I will be a very rich accountant with a house in Hawaii and a house in the Adirondacks. And I will change my name to Scrooge and own nice cars. And a jet. Maybe so. Like the one in X-Men.

Oh, Keisha has power windows. I am so happy! And a moonroof. It is veryvery leet.

Here is what I hate today: wiping kitchen counters. It is gross and I do not like sponges. They are like bacteria on a stick. OH, and I hate daylight savings time. It is stupid and makes no sense.

BARF BARF BARF.

Goodnight.